He keeps asking me to suck his hairy toes

massive noob

I have an unhealthy habit of imagining my ♥♥♥♥ as a 6 speed manual transmission, and shifting gears with it.
I do it every time I have a rock hard boner especially when I'm in no mood to jerk off.
Last week, I was at my parents house for dinner. So, after I was done with my dinner, I was horny so decided to head back to my old room and have a little sausage massage session.
I put on some ebony porn, and started to slowly play with myself. Halfway through, I lost interest, but I had a rock solid boner, so I decided to shift gears with it. So, I put on some manual transmission car racing videos on my TV, and shifted gears with my ♥♥♥♥ whenever the guys in the video shifted the gears. I was trying to match the timing, and it was fun.
The fun lasted for 10 minutes, until my dad barged into my room to ask me if I would fancy some ice cream. The puzzled look on his face said everything.

tl;dr :- My dad caught me shifting gears with my ♥♥♥♥ to car racing videos.

I'm going to spray on that forehead :)

So i have long known about the idea of using a sock or tissues to jizz in so you don't get things dirty, but i have never taken to that. I just jizz on the floor and occasionally when there is enough power i will reach the tip of my desk, if that happens i take my pyama pants and swipe the drops away, but usually i just ♥♥♥ on my floor and let it rest there. My floor is a dark carpet so you don't see it and it barely smells, i have done this literally my entire life and i don't see why you would waste good socks when you have a floor.

bald like mr. clean, looking kinda fresh tho