My nuts

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Never before have I witnessed such an astounding level of e-gorgeousness! TF2? Check. Weeb? Check. Actually female? Optional, but check. Look, I don't want to scare you but I am what is known as an 'e-alpha', or 'elpha' for short; I can defend you from pússíés and hackers alike. Now then, I don't know about you, e-gf, but I think it's about time you got to work making my Minecraft pasta.

Ah, what a delightful surprise! A lady gamer, here, talking to me by chance?
Excellent.
Would you like to play some Rust with me? It's- s♥♥♥♥♥♥s far from a dead game. I desire nothing more than to have you sitting on my lap, being my resource slave on a second computer. You women can do a good job of that sort of thing.
So, what do you say? I think we both know my looks alone are enough for you. My unparalleled charisma and conversational eloquence? Ha! In your eyes, I must be a God! Send me a message when you're packed and ready to move in.