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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!
-- "The Rockford Files"
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The world needs more people like us and fewer like them.
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Every program has (at least) two purposes:
the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
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If broomsticks were cars, this one would be a split-window Morris Minor.
(Equal Rites)
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A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.
-- Emerson
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We can defeat gravity. The problem is the paperwork involved.
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