At the finals, PUFFDADDYWERNER69 dropped 47 kills before the enemy team even bought armor. He pre-fired smokes, flicked through walls, and called positions like he had CCTV in their spawn.

Officials paused the match. “We need to check his PC.”

They opened it.

No GPU. No fans. Just a glowing potato and a single post-it note that read:
"I see everything."

They closed it.
“He’s not cheating,” one admin whispered. “He’s just a Werni disciple

Life is hard as steel, but I'm even harder.
Life is as fast as lightning, but I'm even faster.
Life is cruel, but I'm not nice too.
Life is good, I'm grateful.
Life is fierce, so I'm a beast.
Life is delicate, so I'm a gentleman.

this guy is amazing at literally everything. i don´t wanna glaze him to much but there is no way around it..this guy will be the president of the great country of armenia in no time trust me

yo! need to talk to you about Outfrag. I dont wanna make a scene on Reddit or anything so just thought we could have a private chat :)

Nice Big beidl Killer +rep

obviously cheating hahhahahahahahaa