(PhD) Night-time scene.
(PhD) The streets are mean.
(PhD) The things I have seen.
(PhD), the good, the bad,
And the in-between.
When you dive to prone,
You are surely gonna own, PhD (Flopper)!
When you dive to prone,
It's gonna shake ya to the bone,
All the zombies gonna groan, 'cause of PhD!

(PHD) The feelin's growing strong.
(PhD) So right that it feels wrong.
(PhD) Like the chorus of a song.
(PhD) Not short but not too long.
Slap your body to the floor,
Everybody needs some more
Of your lovin', your explosive lovin'.
When you dive to prone,
It's gonna shake ya to the bone,
All the zombies gonna groan,
Cause of PhD!
(PhD) (Flopper)!