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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:17am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:05am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:05am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:36am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 7:30am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 7:41am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 1:20am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:23am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:45am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 3:59am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:15pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 10:23am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 1:21am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 7:37am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 12:48am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 5:03am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:03am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 11:04am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35am