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ㅤ* I once went to a Doctor Who restaurant. For starters I had Dalek bread.
ㅤ* I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence.
"Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts."
"Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*