Recent reviews by PhantasmBlast

I got to overwork my idols until they all basically sat in hiatus forever then went bankrupt on one playthrough

THEN MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SECOND ONE CAME AROUND AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT ANOTHER 0 ON MY LOAN AMMOUNT TAKING OUT WAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MORE THEN I WANTED TO AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLING MY RUN
10/10
I hate myself

amogus

Got a number one victory royale
Yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out tomato town
My friends just go down
I’ve revived him now we’re heading south bound
Now we’re in the pleasant park streets
Look at the map go to the mark sheets

Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I would really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers

He said hey broski
You got some heals and a shield pot
I need healing and I am only at one HP
Hey dude sorry, I found nothing on the safari
I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet
There’s a chest that’s just down there
The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare
I’ve V-Bucks that I’ll spend
More than you can contend
I’m a cool pro fortntie gamer
Cool pro fortntie ga-

Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers

La la la la la ee a
La la la la la ee a
La la la la la ee a
Yeah you be my pro fortnite gamer
Pro fortnite gamer

Can we get a win this weekend
Take me to loot lake
Let’s change the game mode and we can disco dominate
We’ll top an ATK take me to the zone
I’m running kinda low on mats
I need to break some stone
Dressed in all these fancy clothes
He’s got Renegade Raider
And he’s probably a pro
He just shot my back
I turn back and I attack
I just got a victory royale
A victory royale

Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers

bombs

I get killed and never get SCP or scientist and people are usually ♥♥♥♥♥ and ear rape you.
10/10 very fun expierience wont even lie

The game pisses me off, is completely unbalanced, both sides have way too many pros and at high ranks killers get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over but low ranks get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by killers, extremely toxic community, devs who don't listen, 10/10 game will continue to play

I guess lmao

Fornicate the gold watchers. 10/10.

Its just a good game, everyone knows it lmao.

He's a hobo who beats things. 10/10