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Esteban Carlos
1969-2015
"i often stumble but rarely fall"
fell on stairs , broke nek
in the 19th century , Booker Dewitt fights at Wounded knee Creek in the 7th cavalry
At age 16 he is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beast , he recked a lot of people and after the battle he is feeling guilty so he goes to a priest to wash his sins and be baptised.
NOW BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS CUZ ITSABOUTTOGETCRAZY !
IF BOOKER GETS THE BABTISM and changes his name to Cumstock he becomes a religious racist fanatic that gains polpularity and money (basicaly Hitler with a cool beard and cancer) , he meets quantum scientist (cuz everything is possible if you add quantum) Rosalind Lutece (at least he isn t sexist ?) the inventor of the quantum lutece device that she uses to make quantum floating particles that remain fixed at certain altitudes he founds her research and builds a quantum flying city but because the U S of A is like "Man why you hate em negroes ?" air hitler says "screw you guys i can float where i want" and leaves .
while quantificating Rosalind opens a quantum portal to a parallel univers where she is a man named Robert the Luteces talk a byt and fall in love
(wincest ?) they combine their quantum powers and create a big quantum tear in space and time they can use to go to other dimensions.
comstock uses the quantum holes to plagiarize future music , steal plasmids from rapture and see the future but he gets quantum testicular cancer and ages from 38 to 100 from the quantum radiation .
the people of columbia love him and obey him but he sees in a quantum vision that only his child can rule them (also that she burns new york in 1999 but who cares #ELIZABETHDID911 ). because his balls dont work as they used to before he decides to steal the child of an alternate version of himself.
MEANWHILE IN A DIMENSION WHERE BOOKER DECIDES NOT TO CHANGE HIS NAME he becomes a single father ,a gambler and detective (not in this order tho), because he is a ptsd lil ♥♥♥♥♥ he sells his daughter, anna to male lutece and the prophet
he realises how dumb he is and tries to wrestle anna out of cumscocks hands but the quantum anus closes and cuts off anna s finger , out of regret
booker cuts an AD in his hands [anna dewitt not the thing that goes after dates (1999 ad ) ].
sky Nostradamus renames the girl Elizabeth and locks her in a tower to suck all of her quantum juices she got when her fnger got choped, he kills his wife cuz she was a noisy acusing ♥♥♥♥♥ and blames her servant , and sabotages the letuce device with the twins inside . they don t die , they become super slendermans who can teleport everywhere so they get booker to rescue his daughter after 20 years (best dad ) but he forgets everything cuz quantum logic and goes on an adventure to kill this old dude that is actualy himself