Recent reviews by ImNotAMuffinTV

Genuinely the most unpolished piece of garbage I've ever seen.

You die if you jump too much, I'm not even joking

There is a special place in hell right next to Stalin and Mao for the developers of this game.

Less then two hours into the campaign and Kat has already killed me three times.

I missed reach

it doesn't take that long to beat...

This game is like a restraining order.

The person who made it obviously doesn't want you there and if you keep coming back you are just going to end up in jail.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary

You know those games that look so amazing in trailers? The ones that have so much potential?

The ones that ruin that potential by not listening to community and not fixing lack of balance or bugs?

The ones that keep adding more useless content without fixing the old content?
That make you cry because of all the wasted potential?


This is the god of those games.

"BrainBread" is a reference to the fact that the developer is a vegetable


You are infected, have a nice day.

Go through this portal they said.
It contains science they said.

Go camping they said.

IT WILL BE FUN THEY SAID.


Im on fire, surrounded by angry werewolf pig hellspawns, and being chased by the queen of spiders. All the while I\'m being laughed at by satan himself, with the name maxwell.

And you know what?
It was fun.

11/10

A truly amazing game. Early access and constantly improving, it even allows players to submit their own designs and modsto be incorperated into the vanilla.

It's one of the best sandbox games, the best space engine in any game I've seen by a long shot.

So, here's my story:

First 5 hours:
You have no idea what anything does or what your doing, but you still have the 'I'm a pro' attitude, and decide to start a game on lone surviver.
-doesn't know about power, leaves everything running with very limited uranium
-spend first ten minutes trying to figure out what to do and dying
-finally figures out how to use jetpack
-sees usefull ores and uranium
-skips them for iron
-smashes into asteroid
-respawns and goes for it again, nearly clearing out half of it until finally figures out he has to grab it
-takes it back
-puts it in smelter and goes to eat for ten minutes
-comes back, out of power, slowly dieing, everything around him is exploding

Starts a new game:
-Finally gets what to do
-makes succesfully powered base with solar panels
-sees cargo ship, goes after it
-gets blown out of sky
-tries five more times, somehow expecting something different
-goes with ship, gets blown out of sky again
-gets annoyed and stays at base, deciding for peaceful lifestyle
-ship comes to base and destroys everything

10/10 would get blown out of sky again