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24.8 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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Posted 10 March, 2023.
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6.8 hrs on record
~ DIFFICULTY ~
✅ Just press "W"
✅ My grandma could play it
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark souls


~ GRAPHICS ~
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Meh
🔲 Normal
🔲 Very good
✅ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece
🔲 An original artistic direction

~ SOUNDTRACK ~
🔲 Just filling noises/No music
🔲 Bad
🔲 Fine
✅ Really good
🔲 Masterpiece

~ INTEREST ~
🔲 I would rather watch paint dry
🔲 Repetitive or uninspired
🔲 A good moment
🔲 Really fun
✅ Extremely fun


~ REPLAYABILITY ~
✅ A one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 Somewhat replayable
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable (or almost)


~ BUGS ~
✅ Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Impacts the player's experience badly
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


~ REQUIREMENTS ~
🔲 You can run it on a microwave
✅ Low
🔲 Average
🔲 High
🔲 Very high
🔲 NASA computer


~ PRICE ~
🔲 Free
✅ Worth when on sale
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money


~ FINAL RATING OUT OF 10 ~
🔲 1
🔲 2
🔲 3
🔲 4
🔲 5
🔲 6
🔲 7
🔲 8
✅ 9
🔲 10
Posted 19 February, 2023. Last edited 22 February, 2023.
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75.1 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
brabo dmais fml slk tmj 😎👍
Posted 24 December, 2020.
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9.8 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Gostei muito #rt
Posted 15 July, 2014.
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