My apologies madam it appears I have sent a photograph of thy phallus by means of divine circumstances.
I would hope that you, an esteemed lady of the highest order would never tell a soul of this experience.
Unless, you Mayhaps find stimulation derived from your desires because of it? If so how would thy numerate the quality of thy private extremity?
What? Thy madam thinks me a scallywag?
T’was mere jesting, I have no need for a such a lowly and pugnacious woman!

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