Changelog:

v0.0.2

SEPTEMBER 14, 2016

ADDED CHANGELOG. REALIZED EXPECTATION OF CRIPPLING LIMIT ON Microsoft ChangeLog™®, AND FOUND MYSELF COMPLETELY REMOVED FROM THE RESPECTIVE REALMS OF ANYTHING REMOTELY APPROPRIATE TO COMMENT ON. COMPENSATING WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S CONTENT:
youtube.com/watch?v=MMAEjW9UN8o

terrible update i know give me a break it's like 5:00 am etcetera

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v0.0.1

I WENT TO THE USENETS WHEN SARDINE WATER WAS UP TO OUR KNEES AND THERE WERE STILL SLAVES IN IGLOOS SERENADING ONE-ANOTHER INTO EACH-OTHERS' ARMS THROUGH EXOTIC SINGSONG THAT WAS OFTEN ON THE SUBJECT OF HAVING AN ABUNDANCE OF MEALS OF SCRAPE OINTMENT TO SERVE TO THEIR LOVERS' LITTLE EMPERORS AT THEIR WHIM
WHICH IS PRECISELY HOW HUMANITY BECAME UTTERLY RELIANT ON THEIR REFRIDGERATORS TO PREVENT THEIR FOOD FROM ROTTING