Hello? I would like a refund please.

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So rumor has it, quirked up white boy starts bustin it down. Sexual style. But is he goated with the sauce? I’m just askin, thanks.

Holy cow! Your penis is gigantic! GIGANTIC! Your penis is literally the biggest thing in the tri-state area! It’s bigger than a small elephant! It’s bigger than a tree — a big ol’ tree! Lots of branches on your penis! You must wake up every day and thank the good lord above. You’re truly blessed. Congrats.

Oh come on, what's brackin, it's so fleeky my bae. When you in the squad trying to get pizza, sometimes you just pick up the poggers talk they are dropping lmao. No cap, sometimes the gucci just flows

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to '♥♥♥♥' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to '♥♥♥♥' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.