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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 1:53am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2017 @ 12:24pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 9:23am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 9:05am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2017 @ 11:07am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2017 @ 10:13am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 10:21am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2017 @ 1:18am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 7:28am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2018 @ 1:11pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2017 @ 9:02am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2017 @ 11:59am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2017 @ 10:12am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 6:48am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 5:12pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 7:28am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2018 @ 4:47am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2017 @ 12:24pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 3:14am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 12:54pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 4:59am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 5:02am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 1:21pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 1:41am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2017 @ 8:55am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2017 @ 10:50am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 11:31am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 11:15am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2018 @ 8:13am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2018 @ 1:42am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2017 @ 8:22am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2017 @ 11:06am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2018 @ 12:13pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2020 @ 8:17am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2020 @ 8:08am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!