A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember
your birthday when you never look any older?"
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Dr. Zoidberg: "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you
consider his age he's likely to die soon."
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Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
-- Yogi Berra in his rookie season.
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Pickle's Law:
If Congress must do a painful thing,
the thing must be done in an odd-number year.
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"... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited
by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when
you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new
turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily
removed the floor under your bed." - Unix for Dummies, 2nd Edition
-- found in the .sig of Rob Riggs, rriggs@tesser.com
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The random quantum fluctuations of my brain are historical accidents that
happen to have