this guy might be the guy of all times

I like the game

Okay, imagine. You are the savior of the mushroom kingdom. Toads all around chanting your name, giving you glorious praises. You look down at your hand and notice you are holding a mallet, which the hammer part being bigger than your head. It stares at you, begs you, you bring it closer to your face, inhaling it's epic scent. Your mouth latches about it's metal edges, your tongue running across it's smooth surface. Your life is complete, as you now know how to beat Fallout 3

suck on a hammer dimnit

Very poggers indeed

Quite poggers