but he doesnt deny being cringe. idiot.

I'm not an idiot. My mom says I'm very smart. Idiot.

i dont friend cringe petty idiots

Why haven't you friended me, ugly ♥♥♥♥?

if there was a competition for being cringe you wouldnt be first but you wouldnt be last either so that would make you cringe and mediocre. now thats sad

when his name starts with a j and rhymes with a state. jalabama. jalaska. jarizona. jarkansas. jalifornia. jolorado. jonnecticut. jeleware. jlorida. jorgia. jawaii. jidaho. jillinois. jindiana. jiowa. jansas. jentucky. jouisiana. jaine. jariland. jassachusetts. jichigan. jinnesota. jississippi. jissouri. jontana. jabraska. jevada. jew hampshire. jew jersey. jew mexico. jorth carolina.

It would in fact be a game changer. I would be able to go outside and make new friends. See the sun feel the grass. I could even "hit" the gym and lose weight and get stronger. No thanks! id rather stay 693 pounds playing overwatch with my e-kitten :3

Oof buddy.

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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I too have an excessively large penis. Back in 2012, the Earth was threatened by an asteroid the size of Texas, which was on a direct collision course. Everybody thought the world was going to end, but fortunately for all of you, I was there to save the day. I merely unzipped my pants, revealing my Lovecraftian horror penis, and swung full force at the asteroid, destroying it instantly. I also destroyed many of our neighboring star systems in the process, but that was a sacrifice I was willing to make.

don't know who this is and have never interacted with them but probably a fatass

Such a sad bastard. Cheating in TF2 is such a scummy thing to do. Like why put 300 hours into the game if you're just gonna cheat. You unholy piece of ♥♥♥♥.

-rep obese; and that's coming from me

Loose Some Weight.

-rep absolute cancer; and that's coming from me

I think u have got a realy chance because I have read C.A.'s discription of himself and u two just seem right for each other. U a sad sad man and him a perv.

P.S. Please don't stand by rose bushes. Those hurt.

Anyway, if the offer's still open, so is my butt! Just let me know! I'll be in the nearest bush!

The good news is she started with my kidneys and lungs, and I only need one of those, so I'm still okay. I think she was trying to keep me alive so that the organs would be fresher. I guess I'm lucky there. I kinda wish she had found something other than a crowbar to make the incisions with, but beggars can't be choosers.

Anyway, all the blood must have rushed to my head because my legs were stuck together with dried blood from the nose bleed I got when I hit my face on the way down when I fainted. Plus I survived when my mom started chopping me up to sell me for parts (Pumkin is your numer 1 source for Black Market organs, for anyone interested. I just say that so that he doesn't see how far he can fit me down the toilet, like he did last time he delivered my mom's happy juice. At least he said it was for science, so I guess I contributed something, and that's good, I guess, I wouldn't know, I don't do it very often).

Anyway, I was going to respond, but I fainted, because you're awesome and you responded to me which made me awesome which I never have been before, I mean, I've never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a participation trophy before, even though I spent a year just trying to get one.

+Pumkin
When did my mom's heroin dealer get here?

What? What?!?!?! I dunno. Maybe. If you can bring proof of splinters. Whatdayya say?

we r talking about how much mattdamonworshipper69 wants to do u

WTF is going on??

OMG!!! It's the circle of life!!!! Just like the perfect ass of Captain Adequate!!!

from reading the insparational commints that u have posted for your loves.
it explaines the way all life should be.

Where did you get your remarkable wisdom?

You are like my own personal Dr. Phil.

yes because that will show them how much u tried

Should I save the blood, too, or would that be weird?

I am inspirired.

save the splinters for your loves and they will accept u . . . eventually.
mabee not today, mabee not tomarrow, but eventually

I love you, you genius.

but the u u could save the splinters and show them to the real Captain Adequate and matt damon and show them how faithful u r and show them that u have practiced and u r now ready for them

I mean, I made a couple wooden ones in shop class, but... that wasn't the best for obvious reasons.

not even a sex doll

u meen u didnt even have bed sheets with them on it

Once upon a time, I didn't have a wall-sized poster of you on my ceiling. Those were dark days.

Do you need a friend? Because I do. Hold me?

Do you need a shadow? I'm just wondering... you know... someone to, like, help you... do things, or, maybe, look at you in awe and drool? It doesn't need to pay well, either. Being in your presence will be enough... just wondering... and hoping... I love you.

I would go to prison if you were in prison, just so that we could be together forever.