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do is give them a meaningful look."
(Small Gods)
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I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world. He's a
jerk -- end of story.
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
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optimist, n:
A bagpiper with a beeper.
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fortune: No such file or directory
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-- Mark Twain
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I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just
for a moment.
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What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel.
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"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make
empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made
a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the
bonds of Hell."
-- Saint Augustine
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