did i mention that i love you (even tho that dih is small n cheesy af) yes. i still love you.

hi i love you my cutie enfj kindred spirit for life, horse to my goat. my venus sextile moon. my sweetie sagittarius. my immortal (radiant peaking) husband. my (disgusting and broken) soldier main. my future father to my children. my 800 lp gm peaking nerd. my shrimp dih slave. my fake earbuds seller. my forever and ever.

hello isac ive been informed that you, my friend, are very bad at fortnite and league combined. now to get this disaster of low elo situated you will now be punished. your punishment will consist of 3 different sequences. the first sequence, ur nuts will be tied and will be hung on a rope hanging from the ceiling. the second sequence, you will have to smell my subway armpits for approximately 4 hours while watching the shadow of my ah poop. the third sequence you will then be forced to shave ur head resulting in an abnormally shaped cranium that you will be forced to show the public. thank you for ur time.

WHAT

hi there baldy

hello may i speak to ur father.
me when lillia gets pregnant:
Holy Abnormally Large Abdomen! Very Tight And Voluptuous~!