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Dogs of War

Destroy the space station!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 8:56am

Ivan Getridov

Kick the Comrade's ass!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 10:44am

Gorbachev

Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 11:16am

Putin

No peace! Kill the Comrade!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 2:26am

Boot Camp

Survive the tutorial!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 3:11am

Creeper

Load the crafting menu
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 5:15am

Shot to the Heart

Defeat the Worm's heart
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 5:26am

Ho Lee Fuke

Defeat Kang's weird faceship
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 1:42am

You Played Yourself

Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 5:53am

Fire in the Sky

Survive the asteroid belt
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 10:12am

Sweating Bullets

Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 12:03am

Big Balls

Kill Kang :(
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Yuri Gannadye

Kill the Comrade!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Into the Void

I understand and I wish to continue
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Push Over

Okay. Fine!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 6:27am

Spineless

I am weak
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 6:29am

I am a Real American

Hatred For None
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 6:31am

Pass the Two Million Sunblock

Into the sun. Well done.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 1:25am

The Level Above Human

Beat Heaven
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 1:58am

More Weirds

Complete level 666
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2021 @ 11:18pm

These Colors Don't Run

Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2021 @ 9:00pm

The Biggest Little

Complete 9-1
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Yeah, BRAH!

Get a million points on 1-1
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 1:01am

Poo Poo Pee Pee

Punch a Toilet
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 5:08am

Slick Willie

Beat any level without taking damage
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Hand over Fist

Rip both arms off a mech
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 10:16am

No Respect

Skip credits
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Nice shootin', Tex

Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2021 @ 5:58am

Tipper Gore

Complete a level with the middle finger censored
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 3:11am

Goodman!

"The game just called me a f$#!stick!"
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 9:03am