Today is Chinese New Year Day of 2020. In the peace and happy day. I gratulate friends all around the world: All things will be successfully. Whole family will be harmonious. Happy New Year!
辞旧岁，贺新春。在喜庆祥和的氛围里、在热闹响亮的爆竹声中，活泼、机灵的鼠带领着新年走来。在这里，祝愿大家不管是学习、工作还是生活中，都像鼠一样快乐、像鼠一样勤奋、像鼠一样机灵聪慧，并祝大家在新的一年里阖家欢乐、身体健康、事事努力、开心常在。大家新年快乐！
Frohes neues Yahr!
С новым годом!

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

👽 * 🌏 * 📕 * 🌽 * 🏓 * 🐛 * 🍇 * 📀 * 🥞 * 🚗 * 👔 * 🚙 * 🐝 * 🎽 * ⛳ * 💗
ㅤ* There are no winners in life...only survivors.
ㅤ* In a courtroom, a mugger was on trial. The victim, asked if she recognised the defendant, said, "Yes, that's him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere." Unable to contain himself, the defendant burst out with, "She's lying! I was wearing a mask!"
ㅤ* I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.
🐠 * 🕺 * 🥗 * 😺 * 💎 * 🎁 * 💃 * 🥒 * 📗 * 👑 * 🍖 * 👾 * 👃 * 🎄 * 🐠 * 🎫

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!

狗富贵、互相旺！

计算机前辞旧岁，喜加无数换新春！在新的一年之前的除夕夜，大家多多吃鸡，过完新年，祝大家多多养苟。最后给steam友在这里拜年啦：阖家欢乐、身体康健、生活幸福、事业有成，最重要的就是喜加1s。
Happy new year!
Frohes neues Jahr!
Поздравляю вас с новым годом!

狗年捞钱不被查，外出保健不被抓，媳妇见三睁眼闭，小孩男女龙凤胎，各项流弊顶呱呱。

鸡年大吉吧，祝福春节打麻将赢钱，大保健不要生病，养生遇到漂亮小姐，按摩按到天亮起。