Former Entry Fragger/Rifler for Davenport University (expelled 2018 for "ALLEGED" theft of cafeteria mac and cheese)
Fastest Burrito Eater Chipotle 2021 (unofficial, I got kicked out and trespassed)
Professional Twitch Watcher 2022 (record is 78 hours straight w/o leaving lawn chair, diaper remained unchanged *DM 4 PICTURE PROOF )

Stats:
- Weight = 535lbs (and climbing... I'm bulking atm)
- Height = 5'1 (jealous?)
- Bench = 1200 lbs
- Squat = 75 lbs (new pr as of 1/1/2024)