I served 3 years in the KFC under commanding officer Colonel Sanders. MOS was a deep-fryer field engineer and reassigned as a drive-thru combat correspondent. Rank = Maj. Staff Server. Awarded 3 bronze drumsticks, 2 silver spatulas w/ Valor, and nominated for the Legion of Chicken medal.

-rep is gay

Cheese Peeen

+Rep Genius, visionary, enlightened, also not racist

I am NOT racist okay? Do NOT call me that! Why? Because it isn't ****ing true. I LOVED Pulp Fiction and it has Samuel L. Jackson in it, who happens to be my favorite character. The fact of the matter is white people are just smarter, stronger, better looking, funnier, cooler, richer, and make the best food. Do I hate other races because of this? No. I love Mexican food for example. Yes, Mexicans are ugly, but I don't care because I love toquitos. Asians might be weak and unmanly, but guess what? I'm not some ******* racist who hates them for it! They are super good at making weird porn. I love them for their ability to make porn any normal person would think revolting and demented.

Call me genius, visionary, enlightened if you want, but do NOT ****ing call me racist ever again.

-rep Racist