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Recent reviews by 我拿美游的袜子泡茶喝

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11.5 hrs on record
由底特律变人原班人马倾情打造,能有错吗???不买不是人!
Posted 23 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
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91.7 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
I CAN'T EVEN ENTER THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME
Posted 28 March, 2020.
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24.5 hrs on record
二 人 幸 终
Posted 7 December, 2019.
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60 people found this review helpful
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172.8 hrs on record (92.3 hrs at review time)
LUV DIS GAME MORE THAN GTA5.

In GTA5, you will be imediately wanted for killing 2 people in the wilderness where it looks like there's no signal at all. YEAH, VERY REALISTIC.

In Sleeping Dogs, you can kill the entire people in the nightmarket. And ram police car into trash to avoid the arrest. This is called a one-man slaughter. THIS IS A CRIME-THEMED GAME !!!!

In GTA5, you carry a load of firearms and draw from nowhere. YEAH, VERY REALISTIC.

In Sleeping Dogs, weapons and firearms are not very necessary. Your body is the primary weapon against the thugs.
The mixed martial arts used by Wei will make you feel breathtaking.

Highly recommend this game if you're into crime-themed ones.
Posted 30 May, 2016. Last edited 30 May, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
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549.8 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Only 3 friends of mine had purchased this game,

One of them played for 0.9 hours, who is a COD enthusiast, he said he could not pick up the guns on the ground at the beginning.

Another one played for 0.2 hours, who is also a COD enthusiast. He felt too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LAGGY, he described he walked stumbly in the game, like a old man with arthritis AND without his crutch.

The last one DID NOT START PLAYING AT ALL, EVEN FOR ONE SECOND.

I bought this game anyway, because of the fascinating zombie modes from BO1 and BO2. now I just wanna say,

1. if is game is supposed to be in a BO trilogy, why I can't even find the slightest clue that BO3 is linked to BO1 and BO2??? Thanks to BO3's brandnew storyline. Make it an indie game, stop naming it BO3, Treyarch.

2. WTBH and WTF, one level of this game tries to imitate a horror game, plus, a WW2 solder wielding a future weapon, how lazy you are, Treyarch. At least let him wield a WW2 gun.

3. WOW the only thing this game impressed me, is its 64 GB huge bulky big rump!

Great work, Treyarch, you created the brand of CODBO, now you killed it. Also lost faith in this game's zombie mode with its future weapons :( (3/10)
Posted 30 May, 2016. Last edited 30 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
55.6 hrs on record (26.4 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME HAS DUBSTEP MUSIC IN IT 10/10
Posted 19 May, 2016.
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8.5 hrs on record
你想怀旧找到以前玩恶魔城的感觉?买买买√
你喜欢女主人翁是个萌妹子的游戏? 买买买√
你爱听妹子娇喘?买买买√
你喜欢玩黑暗之魂? 买买买√
你觉得猫咪很萌?买买买√
你和我一样是个抖M? 还不买买买√
Posted 13 May, 2016. Last edited 14 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,785.6 hrs on record (81.8 hrs at review time)
This game has a profound influence on me. It is my first and favourite zombie FPS game I ever played. I started to play this game in 2009. I especially enjoy the gaming experience when cooperating with friends in campaigns. Really love this game.
Posted 13 October, 2014.
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4.9 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
wow this game is epic! a unique and dynamic music player lol
Recommend to play with songs with strong sense of beat (trance, drum n bass)
Posted 9 October, 2014.
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