He said he need some help with his T side rotations, but when he planted the bomb in my house I didn't have a diffusing kit. R.I.P. family, just waiting for your respawn in base.

Right in the middle of dinner, this guy got up and screamed "allahu akbar" and shoved a grenade up my wifes butt. I dont know why he did this but it might have something to do with when I beheaded his dog for fun last year while drunk. I may or may not have put the head on a spike and started calling little Ben the "lord of the flies." I dont know man, my wife had a pretty good butt before this. Please dont come back to my house, and no your not getting your kids back