THIS JOSH. I LIE. CCP GOOD NO BAD. NO FLOAT HOUSE TO UNITED STATES SCUM. PRAISE CCP

-rep Before I mentioned that he floated me over to china after making my house levitate, but I have come to realize that china is not the wonderland I thought it was. Ever since I have arrived, I have been getting harassed and sexually assaulted by the locals, some men and some women. I have come to understand that the stores aren't actually stores, and are child labor workshops. I walked into a "34/7", which I guess is like a chinese version of 7/11, and picked some beef jerky off of a rack and it was literally just plastic. I'm not sure what the CCP is doing, but they are NOT the saving grace that I thought they were going to be. So yea, anyways, I would like it if you could float my house back to where it was.

-rep he blows up buildings and yells at dogs in his free time, and works full time as an industrial oil dumper in the ocean. He doesn't even work for a big oil company or anything, he spends his hard earned money on oil, specifically to dump it in the ocean.

+rep, dude managed to make my house levitate and floated me over to china, where I wanted to be! HAIL THE CCP!!! CHINA NUMBER 1!!!!

-rep invited him to my granny's funeral, he showed up naked, oiled up, with a boombox and a bow tie, and shook his ass on her casket, with 2 other men. +rep hes a great dancer, i was rock hard, and i booked him again

this buddy guy here is pretty cool