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Hey, It's Hunter from the Big Penis Club (BPC). We looked at your application and measurements and are ecstatic to tell you, YOU'RE IN! Congratulations on your gigantic peen. A mighty 8 inches when flaccid, and the size of a bodybuilders forearm when erect. Welcome to the club big guy.

Ok, right after I finished masturbating, I wiped my sperm with Kleenex and put the Kleenex in garbage under my computer desk. Then I walked outta my room to get a bite to eat. Later I walk back in, I see my dog with Kleenex in his mouth. He swallows the Kleenex with my sperm. I was afraid that he might die or get aids so I smash his head with a tire iron to make him faint and take out the Kleenex paper from his stomach but I couldn't find it. Do you have any better idea guys?

When I was 19 and in jail i would jack off in the showers in one specific shower corner and it created little worms in that corner.
And later in that day some black guy went in there to shower and he was like "someones been slackin their jack, we jack worms here!"
I didn't know semen created worms, its like alchemy of some sort.

I adopted this man

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