You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car. Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should. You're lucky that 100-shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake. Almost had me? Now me and the mad scientist are going to have to rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried. Ask any racer, any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

Iraq lobster

this guys ♥♥♥♥ is huge, like commically large. That's not hyperbole or overstatement because I'kk be honest, i've seen a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥. no one's, and i mean NO ONE has a ♥♥♥♥ anywhere near the size of this man. it's incredible that he can even walk with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ elephant trunk between his legs, it's impossibly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge man, seriously it's like a 2nd torso under his belt.

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+rep bae <3 (no ♥♥♥♥)

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.