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How the ♥♥♥♥ have i not signed this gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ page
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ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito 2
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My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything.

I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line.

"Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty."

The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor.

"...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety."

"Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is.


It's none other than Albert Einstein.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see dogs playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a human thing honestly im like really against speciesism and like ill be the one in the kitchen pouring you kibble. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you pupper ;) sorry that wasnt me trying to be your master i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should bark you look really soft and fluffy

-rep no fruit in fridge

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WARNING: I am a gay suicide. I commited suicide in 2001. My face is covered with blood, and if you don't repost this to 10 other videos, I will appear by your bed at night, and I will make you post it on 10 other videos. I will hold your hand as you're moving the mouse and tell you which videos to click on, and I'll make you click on them, and I'll make you type this.

Does anyone else here have a "normie" that they have taken under their wing to act as a morty. Me being the most intelligent out of my friendship group (i have an extremely high IQ) I felt the need to do this so I could try and share some of my intelligence and wit and try to help one of my, shall we say "lesser" friends 😏😏😏

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Wow ur really cute >//u//< *blushes* *gasps and blushes* I-I live near there too. M-Maybe we could h-hang out some time. >//n//< Kik?!? *blushes bright red and shudders* I-I was just trying to get your attention. Im not popular enough to have kik. *bows* >/////< *runs on all fourd Uwaaa!!? *blushes beet red* Onii-chan how could you call me that??!! >//~//< *winds arm back to slap you* *stops* *blushes crying and hugs you* Onii-chan Im sorry we fought *kisses your cheek* >//////< O-Onii-Chan I never knew.... O/////O When you were cold, you were actually trying to protect me. *blushes and looks away*

*lick*

dont forget, doggo nerd ~

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