-rep he didnt buy me a zingerbox after I clutched

+rep great guy and carry man

Dis boi

This guy picked me up off the side of the street. His van said Free Candy so I hopped in and the next thing I know I wake up with a sore butt and some weird white powdery substance next to me. I also saw some weird penis shaped plastic toys in the corner of my eye but I didn't worry about those. When I finally was able to escape I came out in a part of Mexico and the locals told me that I couldn't go back to America because there was a wall in the way so I said "♥♥♥♥ all of you I'm an american" and then I got shot and died.

-Story written by the man that got shot and killed also known as Donald Trump

+rep idek who you are XD

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx