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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:55am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:35am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:18am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:23pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:23pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:23pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:23am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:10am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:04pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:30am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:13am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:34am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:18am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:30am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:52am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:18am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:19pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:34pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:05pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:49pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:18am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:18am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:57pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:24pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:05am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:45pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:17am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:17am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:01am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:51pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:37pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:56am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:18am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:23am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:21am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:33am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:27pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:57am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:21am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:14am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:32am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:19pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:38pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:37pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:51am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:37am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:48pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:40am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:40am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:24am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:30am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:32am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:38am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:38am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:21am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:40am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:37am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:20pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:34pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:01am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:19am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:24pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:36pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:11pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:12pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:00am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:31am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:00am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:33pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:18pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:17pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:10am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:00am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:15pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:46pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:49pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:52am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:14am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:03pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:12pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:23pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:24am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:36am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:02am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:03pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:06pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:39pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:05pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:39pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:21am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:11pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:56am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:36pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:32am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:54am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:54am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:02am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:06pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:34pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:31am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:54am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:37am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:41am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:12am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:11pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:07am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:54am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:54am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:45pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:17am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:38am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:43pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:29pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:03am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:03am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:08am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:23am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:17am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:12pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:31am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:04am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:19am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:56am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:19am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:05pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:54am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:57pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:00am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:24am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:54pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:22pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:44am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:44am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:40am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:21pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:16pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:09pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:34pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:17am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:06am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:18am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:07pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:32am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:18am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:03pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:39pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:54am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:32am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:09pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:14am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:56am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:12am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:54am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:19pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:28pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:32am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:01pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:59pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:46pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:33pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:32pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:33pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:33pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:34pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:52pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:07am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:57pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:50am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:29am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:54am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:57pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:31am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:32am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:41am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:54am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:57pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:06pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:00am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:24am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:43am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:16pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:45pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:38pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:16am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:28pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:21am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:32am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:48am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:40pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:42pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:54pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:10am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:01am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:36am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:43pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:13pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:24am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:26am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:45pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:55am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:38am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:34pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:36pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:14pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:05am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:21pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:55am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:53pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:37am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:12am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:29am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:15pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:20pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:45pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:39pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:47pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:54pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:45pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:40am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:41pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:23am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:05am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:41am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:14pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:00pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:32pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:47pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:21am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:54am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:08am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:29am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:15pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:20pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:45pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:39pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:47pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:08am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:21am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:21am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:59pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:18am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:44am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:05am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:06am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:06am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:18am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:32am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:43am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:23am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:33am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:10pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:34pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:17pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:23am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:38am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:31am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:30am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:05am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:14pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:41pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:07am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:06am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:46am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 7:08am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:30am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:28am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:41pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:14pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:15pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:46pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:38pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:57pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:08am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:31am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:07am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:13am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:19am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:37pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:41pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:57pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:08am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:07am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:07am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:13am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:13am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:28am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:51pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:54pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:43pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:18am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:04am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:04am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:13am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:20am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:49am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:12pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:33am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:52am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:52am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:58am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:58am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:25am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:12am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:12am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:52pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:31pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:43pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:53pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:08am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:21am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:57pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:21am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:08am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:09am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:13am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:21am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:41am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:54pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:27pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:46pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:58pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:58pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:10am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:41am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:24am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:20pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:07am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:13am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:45pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:46pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:31pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:48am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:31am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:20pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:20am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:33pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:12am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:16pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:29am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 3:15pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 11:36am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:25am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:15pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:41pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:07am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:06am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:54pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:31pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:03pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:48am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:06am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:25pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:47pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:11pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:38pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:25pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:58am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:32pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:25am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:29am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:27am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:55am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:22am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:21pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:04pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:27am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:28am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:15am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:54pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:21am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:18pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:10am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:08am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:13am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:20am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:36am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:01pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:45pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:58pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:58pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:31pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:33pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:17pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:23pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:44pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:55am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:58am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:32am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:43am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:01pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:19pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:58pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:58pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:25pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:31pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:58am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:17pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:38pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:40pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:43pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:16pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:54am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:00am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:34am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:40pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:54pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:58pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:38pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:56pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:12am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:15pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:18am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:14pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:31am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:21pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:49pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:20am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:17am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:46am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:24pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:24pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:24pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:12pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:57am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:07pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:36pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:13pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:52pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:50pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:07am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:18am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:45pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:58pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:33pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:16pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:25am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 1:24pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:15pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:13am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:58pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:41am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:02pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:43pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:47pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:58pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:31pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:57am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:17pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:23pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:38pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:40pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:28am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:48pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:35pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 11:32am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:10pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:48pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:02pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:01pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:00pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:03pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:13am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:25am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:53pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:26am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:28pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:53pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:53am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:23pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:38am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:45pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:46pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:07am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:12am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:44pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:42pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:31pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:02pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:43pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:53pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:00pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:17am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:08pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:44pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:59pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:59pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:31pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:12am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:00pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:40pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:36am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:16am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:32pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:35pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:29am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:04am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:43pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:29pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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