Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
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Marriage causes dating problems.
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I've always made it a solemn practice to never drink anything stronger
than tequila before breakfast.
-- R. Nesson
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* Simunye is so happy she has her mothers gene's
<Dellaran> you better give them back before she misses them!
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He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.
-- Lao Tsu
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Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys. Where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.
Cleveland: Quagmire, you forgot to say "Oh".
Quagmire: Really? I could've sworn... just to be on the safe side, "OH."
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Consultation, n.:
Medical term meaning "to share the wealth."
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist
on coming along and trying to put things in it.
(Diggers)
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