So I’m out practicing my 🅱️oogie woogie since it’s an election year, and last time during the peaceful protests some cultured scholars tried to enlighten me by trying to set my garage on fire and shooting up my house and car. You know the look, gun belt, plate carrier, helmet, nods, A4 because barrels under 20” are for cucks.

This cop rolls up in full uniform and I’m pretty sus hoping some Karen didn’t call in some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complaint. The cop gets out and asks if he can shoot because he has qualifications tomorrow. I’m like “cool.” He takes some garbage out of his car and is setting it up on the hill and I’m thinking “is this pig seriously practicing by shooting at garbage? I yell out “hey, you can shoot at that fresh target I have on my board” because this is just getting embarrassing, and he thanks me.

He starts blasting at 10 yards and I’m seeing no hits on target. The second mag goes in and while shooting, his light flies off his gun. He fumbles to put it on and starts blasting his third mag. I see three hits on the target, and only three more on the whole board, and those three are straight through my post thusly shattering it. Im just standing there and go “mkay” And he just skittered off and was like “I have to get going” and drove off real quick.

I don’t get it, can these guys seriously qualify like this? I thought he even had an unfair advantage because the target was black, and he still barely hit it.

A Seiko 5 with a Rolex movement is a HUGE flex.

A man who runs behind a car gets exhausted and a man who runs in front of a car gets tired

This is the way. This is how the true hobby starts. You break your cheap beater and you say, “hey might as well get something higher quality” and then it spirals and you’re LIVING ON THE STREET WITH A 1992 ROLEX DATEJUST begging for food with the SWISS TIMEPIECE in your ASS so the other homeless dont STEAL IT. ITS HARD to stay warm with 14 LINKS OF OYSTERSTEEL in your RECTUM. But you keep it up there because YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.

Kikkelit on nii söpöi omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ ku niitä pitää kädessä ja ne alkaa nytkähtelemään niinku ne nenäilis sua(/ω＼) tai sit ku sellanen ponnahtaa ylös ja on niinku "owo nya? :3c" hihhih ~ penis-kun on iloinen nähdesään mut!!（＾ワ＾）ja kaikista söpöin juttu iiiikinä on ku sperma-sama tulee ulos, mut se onki tosi ujo nii pitää ahertaa tosi lujaa!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ mut sit ku penis-kun ja sperma-sama tapaa toisensa ja ne punastuu ja kaikkee iha niinku "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhihhih~penis-kun on niin ihana! (●´Д｀●)・