he smuggled minors into mexico then fingered the ass of el chappo when we got back to the states 10/10 good guy to take opium with just dont let him near the minors

I pushed him down the hill after he got hit by a train when smuggling OPIUM out of Vietnam

Im gonna clap your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheeks so hard bro

An absolute dog of a human being. Hooks up with all his mates ex's. Also a massive pedo

This copied from his tinder

Please read... Gamer Looking For Fresh Meat.
I wrap my flaps over my head like a dim sim. I'm currently on medication for my hep salad & cancer of the penis fly trap.

My relationship status: Single like a Pringle...once i pop i just cant stop and you will taste the flavour of my rainbow.
I love long romantic walks to Centrelink, Salvos and BWS... I'm currently on the Child Sex Offenders Hotline (1800-2445-3739) because you know the big hand is always on the small hand on my clock at home. so you better bite the pillow I'm going in dry.
I learnt the STD's before the ABC's. So if your with me you'll catch something worse than Cooties.

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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)