I'm telling you, Paha Moonlight is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of madrinas coffee and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door

If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.
This should be self explanatory but apparently I have to justify myself.
There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years and i've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.
If you ♥♥♥♥ and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your ♥♥♥♥ (literally) together

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