Lady Sakura, I am your long lost brother subway. As your long lost brother Subaru, I order you to Dinka’s my rinkah. If you do not follow my whim, I will have to arrow and bow you. My arrow fires with the power of myanus. Thx bi 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩💁🏿

Dad.

Correct

"Hey, do you want to come with us on Friday?"
"Wow okay, no, because you guys never invite me to anything."
"Also because I'm weird."

Hana is 2 weird

Hana are you okay?!

"Hey, do you guys have szechuan sauce?", I ask the low IQ minimum wage slave. "N-no, sir. We just ran out", he muttered. I was overcome with a primal rage. I jump on the counter, screaming "I'm Pickle Rick!”. The 200 IQ crowd chanted in unison, “WUBBALUBBA DUB DUB” whilst beating their chests towards the cowering worker. I put my shirt over my head and let out the purest REEE to show my devotion to Rick. Everyone else REEEs as well. Yes, my brothers, let it all out. The manger comes in and calls the police, he doesn’t understand the mature and intellectual nature of our cries. We Naruto run to the next McDonalds store as we search endlessly for that sauce.

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

You've helped me grow stronger!

Please forgive us! (Sakura Defeat Enemy)

My katana skill translates to kitchen knives! I'm happy to be here!

Now they'll all see how t-tough I am!

This battle is mine!

Who is this? D-Did you come to fight me? After mother died I learned how to fight to protect the ones I love. LIKE HANA!

I won't lose! I can help!

Hana please protect me from this Nohrian scum! I-I'll stay with you!

Ew who is this ugly guy interrupting our conversation Lady Sakura? Should I slice him up?

Lets try our hardest! I'll help too.

Im really loving this conversation on my comments section 10/10

I should've....trained more...

Sweet dreams. Rest in peace.

“I did everything I could...to protect Lady Sakura...”
—Hana's death quote (classic mode)

I-Im sorry about this! *sigh* It was the only way.

Prepare yourself!

Hana I can love whoever I want. You won't stop me from marrying my blood brother.

You two are as lovey-dovey as always! That's OK. I'll just wait right here.

Hana I don't swing that way. You can always ask Rhajat, even though she is technically 2 months old! Please...Don't cry.

I...love you more than anyone or anything! Even more than training!

Hana ARE YOU OKAY?!

"Avatar! How are you? Have you seen our little sister today? (idle, married)

Please forgive us. Me and B I G Sister organized all of the weapons and I can't find your katana.

I was just thinking about sharpening my katana blade. It's grown a little dull.

DON'T...Don't MOVE. This garbage bag looks really nice on you! <3

Do you think an accessory would look good on me? I admit I'm interested...

Here goes nothing!!! Quick Hana lets go hiking like we did when we were little and get lost and almost die!

All right! Let me handle this next one! I feel like today is gonna be all me!

Ok that sounds wonderful. Heehee

Ok! Let's have fun!

NO! Subaki would never say that! Only t-terrible people would. That must be an imposter. I-ITS ALL ME.

Subaki's on a very important mission for you Lady Sakura. But before he left he told me to tell you this: I like Tacos and Waffles. And MONEEEEY. And I'm gonna turn your net neutrality to my evening nut that I will gladly recieve for free from verizon :^)

Have you seen Subaki? I think s-something bad might have happened to him. BIG SISTER

I'm right here! It's all me!

Where is Hana?!!!!

get some games u nerd

One day, Alyssa went to retrieve the sheesh. On retrieving the sheesh, Alyssa met Gertrude who showed her the path to the light. Three days later, the giants appeared and smashed Bigfoot to pieces. Alyssa was devastated but then the giants saw her and then Antonio appeared and said hey and he threw her at the giants and thats Anthony's life story then end.