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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:10am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:03am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:15am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:03pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:27am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:37am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:59am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:24am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:16am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:18pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:14pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:22am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:46am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:47am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:54am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:08am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:16am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:08am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:31pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:12pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:14am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:14am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:14am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:46am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:58am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:37am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:46am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:46am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:58am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:28am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:10pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:06am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:47am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:16am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:24am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:47am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:25am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:22pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:04am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:31pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:13pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:54am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:20am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:48pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:22am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:57pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:49pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:27am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:22am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:49pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:48pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:46am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:19pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:02pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:49pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:18pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:44am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:44am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:04am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:00am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:07am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:06pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:46am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:08am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:43pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:21am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:24am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:41pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:31pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:58pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:03pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:03pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:59pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:06pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:57am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:14am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:03pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:17am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:30am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:42am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:16am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:55pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:26am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:02am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:59pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:33am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:01pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:01am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:32pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:02am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:55am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:39am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:39am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:39am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:28am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:38am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:20am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:41am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:53am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:19pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:05pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:19am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 5:52am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:09am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:03pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:33pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:43pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:59am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:32am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:35am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:13am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:35am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:53am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:43am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:45am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:54am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:11am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:17am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:00am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:37pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:53am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:14pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:44am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:33pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:46am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:20pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:58pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:19am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:20am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:54am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:34am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:54am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:01am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:01am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:23pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:23pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:23pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 8:35am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:34am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:16am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:16am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:57pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:46pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:41am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:10pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:10pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:33pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 5:52am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:07am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:12pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:28am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:33pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:05pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:25am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:20am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:43am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:59am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:22am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:14am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:06am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:38am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:35am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:37am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:38am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:03pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:22pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:19pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:22pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:35pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:37pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:14am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:40pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:40am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:28am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:41am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:33pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:34am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:19am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:27am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:40am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:42am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:19am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:17am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:17am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:36am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:43am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:34am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:43am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:11am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:59am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:35am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:24am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:46pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:49pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:18pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:27pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:09am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:32am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:22am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:18am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:34pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:40pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:24am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:48pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:36am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:12am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:11am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:14pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:12am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:12am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:19am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:04am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:11am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:54am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:36am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:36am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:39am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:54am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:54am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:37pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:00pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:15am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:15am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:37am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:58am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:37am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:34pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:06am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:12am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:22am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:37am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:51am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:00pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:17am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:54am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:10am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:34am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:36am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:40am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:00pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:46pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:38pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:46pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:55am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:43pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:30pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:21pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:43pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:30pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:34pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:28pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:30pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:40pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:35pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 3:18pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:00am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:46pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:06am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:18pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:13am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:19am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:35am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:52am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:39pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:27pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:11am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:40pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:40pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:18pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:11am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:36am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:50am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:38am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:38am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:40am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:50am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:50am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:38pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:46pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:14pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:23pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:30pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:31pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:31pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:39am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:54am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:59am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:30pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:07pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:14pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:23pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:30pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:31pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:32pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:46pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:20pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:34pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:04pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:25pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:26pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:39pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:53pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:14pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:22am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:25am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:14pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:19pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:14pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:14pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:41pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:22pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:58pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:33pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:34pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:25pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:18am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:10pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:30pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:39pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:07pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:11pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:27pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:31pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:46pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:11pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:38pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:29pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:34pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:15am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:17am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:35am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:59am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:30pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:02pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:13am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:16am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:43pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:26pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:23pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:05pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:16pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:02pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:41am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:18pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:11am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:55am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:35am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:44am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:27pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:41pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:38pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:01am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:55pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:17am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:05pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:30pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:27pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:51pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:32pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:27am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:39pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:01pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:18am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:39am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:49am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:41am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:37am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:15pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:35pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:52am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:17am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:44am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:43am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:40pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:28pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:08pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:24pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:30pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:31pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:51pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:38pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:42pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:27pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:36pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:00am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:29am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:58pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:05pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:04pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:39pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:28pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:29pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:30pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:44pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:53pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:37pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:36pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:01am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:05am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:59pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:26pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:22pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:59am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:25am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:37pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:18pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:55am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:22am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:43am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:42pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:06pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:23pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:01pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:38pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:02pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:37pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:23am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:13pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:51pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:17am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:12am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:37pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:13pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 7:59am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:46am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:56am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:46am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:10am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:10am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:38pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:51pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:22am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:58am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:32am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:03pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:27pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:41pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:53pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:13am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:48pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:15am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:31am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:13pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:59pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:15pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:51pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:03pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:30pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:02pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:06pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:13am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:58pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:06pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:57pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:45pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:09am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:37pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:11am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:21pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 11:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:28pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:54pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:40am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:57pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:00pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:43am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:42am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:43pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:03pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:34pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:34pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:34pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:25pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:37am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:25pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:01pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 3:07pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:30pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:26pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:33pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:00am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:29am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:59pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:45pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:04pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:50pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:52pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:42pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:43am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:27am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:37pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked