i wish i started keeping quotes sooner cause sweet jesus is the internet a weird place:

"u have a sausage name" - C. Mike Rack, the tunneling wraith who refused to elaborate on whatever the hell that means. (I hope they changed their url just because of me posting this lmfao)

"also. gayvid king you have a sausage name" - Aichmo, the adorable pinhead who also refused to elaborate on whatever the hell that means (HELP my suffering is never ending)

"she millie bobbie browned you" - Zeekarias, a fellow shirtless gayvid king after i got hate crimed (tunneled and camped) by a homophobe (crossplay artist)

"-rep got clapped and wrote a comment about it" - Tylernol OD, an afk stridor legion who: 1. didn't get a single kill, 2. deleted my comments on their profile, 3. couldn't move on after someone said something on the internet :(, and 4. straight up lied lmfao. edit: Deleted my comments and blocked me LOL.

"mega virgin" Squirt Jam, i have no idea who this is or why they commented this on my profile but it was so funny seeing it with 0 context on a fine tuesday evening.