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So basically its a rip off of smash bros smh. doesn't even have donkey kong or pac man. Like seriously, if youre gonna rip off a good fighting game you may as well rip off something like ps4 allstars. they even got rayman in this game so you know its bad. cmon who even plays rayman. Basically my unbridled rage and hatred for this game stems off from the fact that it rips off of mortal kombatshitinsane in every way. I mean, they even got scorpion in this game but they name their version of scorpion "orion". hes even got a hook and everything that grabs people like highway pig from showerwatch. And dont even get me started on the gore which just further rips off of mortal brother 2: electric boogaloo.

All in all, pretty solid game, definitely would recommend to someone if they were on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ death row considering that kings row is such a god awful map.

Ye, it's cool.

I RECOMMEND THIS GAME ALL THE WHILE UNRECOMMED IT
I don’t know if I should even leave a review of Ark: Survival Evolved considering I’ve only gotten 300 or so hours clocked in since I’ve had the game since Early Access back in 2015but I do say that I have a love hate relationship with it so hear goes nothin’.

I love this game so much that I remember my first time ever joining an official server: I did all that any new player would do; harvesting rocks and food, and generally gawking at the world around me. I found a parasaur soon after and instantly thought “I’m gonna taming this ♥♥♥♥♥” I managed to trap the parasaur on a rock wall and punched till’ it passed out. I stuck some mejo and narco berries into it and waited. Little did I know I had to manually feed the narco berries to the Parasaur and I initially thought that it’d eat them by itself, so I continued on harvesting. Next thing ya know some guy with cloth armour ran up to me and asked what I was doing. I told him I was taking a parasaur, so in response he knocked me out and dragged me to his thatch hut a hundred or so feet away. I was pretty nervous since I thought he’d kill me and I wanted to finish taking my parasaur, so I tried to be nice to him so he would pity me. It escalated real far after that... He took me to the top floor of his hut and told me to do some “questionable” things in the mic as he told me, so I complied as I didn’t want him to kill me. Big spoiler: He did. Anyhow, after the life scarring event was over, I ran quickly back to where I left my downed parasaur from spawn, only to find it gone. I was disappointed, but quickly found out later that the dinos don’t eat narco berries on their own and that you gotta do it for them. I learned my mistake of trusting anyone right away and taming dinosaurs, all while pouring another 300 hours into the game.

As for the hate part, it all comes down to the overall experience I felt, and how a lot of the game proves to be I fun or plain unfair at times. Numerous stories include, glitches such as Dino’s being stuck in the ground, Alpha tribes wiping you with no remorse, having the constant stress of your hard work being destroyed when you log back on, and others to many to mention.

I’ve had my fair share of PvP and PvE servers, making friends and enemies all the while. The game have provided me countless hours of fun and despair, and I’d recommend it to those who are looking for a fun multiplayer game to screw around on PvE servers doing whatever, or wishing to try and become the best on PvP. Though I do also advise you stay away from it, so ultimately the choice is up to you. Just bear in mind that it’s got a 60$ price tag when it’s not on sale lol.

40 hours into this and here I am writing my first legitimate review.

All I can say is that this game is outstanding. If you truly want a nice challenging survival experience to have fun with your friends, I definitely reccomend this amazing game.

As I have played this game with my friends, it has proved fun to be playing this survival game, with challenges, discoveries and much more. We are not too experienced at the game, but overtime we sure got the hang of surviving in each world a little longer as we learned how to play.

If ya got the money and you like the playstyle of the game, buy it, and I am sure you will have a blast playing as well.

Gr8 game m8 I r8 8/8.

In all seriousness though, it's truly one of the best gaming experiences I have ever had.

But right now it is not with the rampant bot crisis so please #fixtf2