Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one and then the one that didn't crack becomes the M&M champion. Then I grab one more M&M and force it to compete with the M&M champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing I send a letter to the M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

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