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Darren (On Bewitiched): The power of Christ compels you, ♥♥♥♥♥!
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[Stewie is about to be given an injection against his will, so he grabs something from the equipment trolley and threatens the nurse]
Stewie: Come any closer and I'll cut her! [realizes he's holding a tongue depresser]
Stewie: I'll give her a series of splinters... that could become infected.
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We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!
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But if you wish at once to do nothing and to be respectable
nowdays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study.
-- Leslie Stephen, "Sketches from Cambridge"
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UNIX is many things to many people, but it's never been everything to anybody.
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Changing husbands/wives is only changing troubles.
-- Kathleen Norris
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