god among gods

nice teabag monkey

Keanu chungus wholesome 100 reddit moment i beat up a kid that said minecraft bad and my doggo bit him so i gave him snaccos and we watched pewdiepie together in elon musk's cyber truck talking about how superior reddit memes are: "haha emojis bad" i said and keanu reeves came outta nowhere and said "this is wholesome 100, updoot this wholesome boy" so i got a lot of updoots and edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger. but the kind stranger revealed himself to be baby yoda eating chiccy nuggies and drinking choccy milk so we went to the cinema to see our (communism funny) favorite movie avengers endgame but then thor played fortnite and fortnite bad, so then I said "reality is often disappointing" and then baby yoda replied r/unexpectedthanos and i replied with r/expectedthanos for balance and then danny devito came to pick us up from the cinema and all the insta normies and ♥♥♥ mods stood watching, as we, superior redditors went home with danny devito to ♥♥♥♥ on his magnum dong

so fluffy, i could die

Makes me wet all the time

Is the biggest boi I've ever unwrapped