Recent reviews by Schizophrenic Car Wash

Bungie has somehow managed to completely fail its fanbase, I genuinely hope 343 hires all the devs bungie fired and becomes successful at this point.

Good puzzle game, great story, graphics still hold up. A classic for sure.

I went into this expecting a bad game and it was genuinely one of the worst FPS games I have ever played. Horrible to a hilarious degree I laughed for the entirety of the 3 matches I played. I have played unity web player games in 2015 that had better quality and gameplay than this.

Paid full price for this when it was still CS:GO and all I got was a badge when it went F2P. They should've given out a free knife skin for people that paid. I'm still salty about this.

Edit: THEY WIPED ALL OF MY ACHIEVEMENTS

"There was doo doo feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad." -Michael Jackson, 2003

Decent short half life 2 campaign, managed to beat it in 1 hour 38 minutes so it has a good amount of playtime.
Voice acting has a slightly varying quality but is good, the Gman voice actor is great. Music was one of the best parts, they definitely got some great talent for it. Level design was great, felt life I was playing half life 2 80% of the time. Only problems that I have are the FOV starting at 75 and a couple of the puzzles being either a bit cramped or way too easy.

Please don't put me on a watchlist my friend bought this for me as a joke.

Joined because a friend wanted to play and it was free, saw shovel knight and thought he was cool, found out all the crossover characters are locked behind microtransaction currency and buying just one of them costs TWELVE DOLLARS. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, never playing again

My entire brain is in meltdown.

Picked this up a while ago and beat it after 7.6 hours, randomly remembered it today and decided to give it a review.
Overall an enjoyable (if confusing and a tiny bit anger inducing at times) experience.
Custom weapons and Lots of large, detailed, visually appealing post apocalyptic maps to explore. Feels like they were going for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and half life 2 mashed together.