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Lubricious ✏ Kenna 2020 年 10 月 15 日 上午 6:18 
Peter: Brian, tape this for me.
Brian: Oh, sorry. The VCR hasn't worked since you tried to tape Monday Night Football. [Flashback: FBI Agents burst in just as Peter is about to tape]
FBI Agent: Do you have the expressed written consent of ABC Sports and the National Football League?
Peter: Just ABC. [FBI Agents blow the VCR to bits]
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Professor: The tanker has six-thousand hulls, so, unlike me,
it's entirely leak-proof.

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In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.
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As famous as the unknown soldier.
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The future is a race between education and catastrophe.
-- H.G. Wells

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Stupid, n.:
Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
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Peter: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.
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Who's on first?
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tokar 2015 年 12 月 5 日 上午 8:51 
-rep noob :D
zda 2015 年 11 月 28 日 上午 6:11 
f:steamsalty:
zda 2015 年 11 月 28 日 上午 6:11 
Pierdolona szmata
DaVey 2015 年 11 月 17 日 上午 7:12 
PLS GIFT ME SOMETHING!