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2 people found this review helpful
13.9 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
The most awesome game of all times 10/10!
Posted 30 November, 2024.
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295.3 hrs on record (85.8 hrs at review time)
By now you all know that this game Ŝucks! what was this ŝtupid Áss Fūcking Snail thinking!

1. Game Mechanics sūcks it is a squad based FPS game where your squad are AI representing your life, the big trouble is they are as dumb and ŝtupid-ass like its developer Gaijin. every time you aim for a shot your teammates AI squad blocks your shots. If your acting as an engineer your stupid AI squad blocks your constructed objects. Its like the game is intentionally trying to get you to absolutely hate its Fūcking Guts!

2.Still has a lot of Fūcking bugs like when you throw a molatov you also get burned WTF? when you throw a grenade/explosives in the window it sticks in the window like there an invisible web. and a lot more to mention. For 3 years now you still released an unfinished game!

3. Matchmaking is so Fūcking ŝtupid to the point that the team which has a lot of real players and not bots wins all the time. Think you are playing with real people players? Guess again, your playing with bots because nobody is playing this Fūcking ŝtupid ŝhitty game because they get rancid diarrhea after playing this Fūcking game for a short time.

4.Squad voices from other nations like US and Japan sounds like its being recorded from the freaking bathroom by unpaid Fūcking interns. Guns from each type/class always sound the same.

5. This Fūcking game is just a rip-off from games like Battlefield V, Its free to play but not free to pain. Grinding is horrible and progression is hell. It absolutely pay to win because everything can be bought if you want advancements in your squad. I'm glad there are no loot boxes. or so? Its just left and right you always spend in this game.

6.Astounding amount of Fūcking cheaters I mean who wouldn't? its just 5 bucks as being commercialized in You-Tube. But they have a report system? Yes the problem is that there Fūcking lazy ugly slow snail like DEVS are not doing anything about it! for instance we mass reported this dude because he was cheating next day he still playing so no action from the DEVS.

Conclusion: STAY AWAY FROM THIS FŪCKING GAME, DONT SUPPORT FŪCKING GAMES LIKE THIS! JUST STOMP THE STUPID FŪCKING SNAIL!
Posted 21 August, 2024.
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20.5 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
its a YES!
Posted 30 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.7 hrs on record
Not worth the price even the discounted price!
Posted 24 July, 2024.
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4.1 hrs on record
Everything about this game feels weird. It's like playing a game in which I already played in ages, the mechanics are cheaply copied and then sugar coat it with Korean elements to add a little spice into it.

I just can't see the newness into it!
Posted 3 July, 2024.
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325.1 hrs on record
Best Game Eva!
Posted 18 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
393.9 hrs on record
Thats it! ...Screw This Game!
Posted 26 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
450.8 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
The game is good but at its current state I cannot recommend it because it is overly FŪCKED for the following reasons:

(Ia.) The developer is Jim Bursch a.k.a. Marlinspike who is a FŪCKTARD of a TWÁT kind of a developer whose agenda is to ruin this beautiful game. If I ever saw you in real life you'll be KeelHauled MūthaFŪCKer! Your a dead man I tell ya!

(1) punishing to new players, the grinding is terribly boring you'll sleep landing your ship on shallow waters.

(2)The tutorial is completely worthless leaving behind a lot of important stuff useful to pass the test and final exam to get awesoome goods.

(3)Combat is very slow paced and when fighting against AI damn its like fighting against someone who has aimbot because the AI never misses. Even if you challenge those little AI dingy boats and your using the bigger ship the bloody hell game will not give you the weather gauge and you have to pray to the weather gods for wind so as not to get bullied such an unfair match and you cannot quit the 1 hour match torturing your brains till it expload.

(4) You'll be ferrying a lot of worthless fūcking stuff that gives you a liitle to boost your economy and a player/bot market driven economy which is full of SHİT when it comes to the prices, and in the long run you'll just realize that you are being sūckered by the game.

(5) Has tons of bugs enemy completely disappears, or wind blows you to the shore even though your far away and a lot of FŪCKING miracles that even when you shoot at the waterline the enemy ships sails broke off breaking the laws of physics.

(6)When you get too good in the game the AI starts to cheat you will experience frequent "Connection Lost" for no reason and when you re-log and come back in. you'll get boarded by the AI after that you get to loose your expensive hard earned mighty ship for no reason and back to infinite grinding again. FŪCK you Game Labs! and this didn't happen just once it happened many times once you progress.

This game could have been awesome its just that it fell into the hands of a bushwacki'n scrub alky piece of $hit crooked filthy Dev's like ...GL and Jim Bursch a.k.a. "Marlinspike" leading the incompetence of a dying game!
Posted 6 December, 2023. Last edited 22 January, 2024.
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19.4 hrs on record
Game is boring
Posted 3 December, 2023.
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4.8 hrs on record
Stupidest game ever made by man.
Posted 23 October, 2023.
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