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2 people found this review helpful
5.7 hrs on record
The graphics is nice, but that's all.
It starts to became boring after tenth walk to some boss or thanager and die in two punches. And there is no variety in paths to those bosses, locations have not much random.
Weapons are mostly useless and the success of the run completely depends on it. You've got bazooka - lucky you, got sicles -- no even worth to try because bosses hitboxes are strange and you can damage you even on collide.
I wish I could refund this game, but, unfortunately I gave it too much chances to justify itself.
Posted 19 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
17.5 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
The game looks promising from the start but appeared insanely boring closer to the end.
Huge idiotically-designed locations with damn tons of useless dull backtracking, absolute dull weapons which in fact are all the same and "hurricane" gameplay is just punching all the same set of enemies of different colors in each and every locations with a single combo.
The plot is an absolute crap, doesn't even worth to read all those "punky" dialogs.
Tons of bugs: point of interest still present on the map even being completed. Controls are some kind of living their own life -- double jumps sometime just doesn''t work, dash in mid-air not work close to the wall or Cherry just don't stick to the wall and falls to those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crystals.
Mobs have weird hitboxes so sometime Cherry just fail to dash through bullet of this flying crap. As a result -- tons of absolutely idiotic deaths and tons of repeatable backtracking.
Bosses also dumb as hell, nothing to add here.
Additionally I would like to send the rays of rot to that person who once thought that jumping through those freaking crystals would be nice and challenging, sick ♥♥♥♥
Posted 30 December, 2024. Last edited 31 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record
Very boring game, and mechanics of controlling three heroes at a time on a bosses makes it harded, not interesting.
Posted 29 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.6 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
The game stopped loading the next day after I've played ~5 hours, so I even cannot charge it back...
Posted 16 October, 2022.
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11 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
Absolutely insane controls, inadequate enemy hitboxes, takes eternity to run from previous checkpoint through the places where enemies spawn again each time you leave the room.
I can understand hard games like souls, but definitely not in the way of mocking the player, so ♥♥♥♥ no, thank you.
Posted 31 December, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
242.9 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Amazing game!!
Posted 22 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ you developers for final boss which makes all game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grinding trying to collect money for gazillions of healing potions. ♥♥♥♥ you one more time.
Posted 9 January, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
7.7 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ you for your "hard" mode, ok?
Posted 3 December, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
Such a boring quests which you need do replay for near a thousand times. Control is awful, which makes whole gameplay a big pain.
Posted 3 November, 2018.
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