6000 years ago Lizard Jews from Mars arrived on Earth and began mining the planets resources with the enslaved members of the local Human population.
To divide and control the increasing slave population, the Lizard Jews from Mars devised a cunning plan were they would create various religious beliefs to stop the masses from uniting as one and overthrowing the Lizard Jews from Mars, as had happened back on their home planet.

For centuries, the Lizard Jews from Mars controlled the planet Earth and treated their Human slaves as though they were little more than cattle and through the mixing of their DNA, created a new species of Human which their Chief Geneticist named Oompa Loompas, you may be familiar with them from the award-winning documentary, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

After several more centuries, the Oompa Loompas grew weary of their existence filled with heavy labour deep beneath the Earths surface and revolted against their masters.

The weeks that followed the uprising were filled with intense heavy fighting in the mining tunnels which the Oompa Loompas now refused to operate. With their intimate knowledge of the mines layout, the Oopma Loompas were able to make great advances, pushing the battle out onto the surface and towards the Lizard Jews from Mars citadel.

The Oompa Loompas, who now vastly out numbered the Lizard Jews from Mars, used their mining equipment to penetrate the citadels walls and in a last-ditch attempt, the Lizard Jews from Mars detonated their nuclear stockpile, destroying themselves and the majority of the Oompa Loompa population.

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