not the -rep for being a simp :(

Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat will make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go ♥♥♥♥ off, “cat-girl”.

Woww www, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape.

I remember the day I became an animesexual. I realised how evil and disgusting 3D women 🤢🤢🤮 were after my ex 3D girlfriend 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 decided to violate Nintendo's intellectual property rights by making a Pokémon fan game 😱😱😱😱.

That fact that a 3D woman had done such an evil and despicable thing opened my eyes to how much more superior 2D women are since they would never violate Nintendo's intellectual property rights. After my ex 3D 'gf' 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 made that Pokémon fan game, she had the audacity to ask me if I liked it!

LIKE IT!? YOU BROKE THE LAW AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK ME IF I LIKE IT!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

I immediately dumped her, told nintendo's lawyers about what she did and then I came out as an animesexual and declared my love to Orihime from bleach right after and I have never looked back since.

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So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a “crew mate” broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we don’t get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad “DAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!” I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol that’s not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.