Recent reviews by Respawn

Welcome to happy fun spikey deathland. Home to spikes, death and fun (for me).

Wait wait wait... wait. So this is a RPG where I don't have to kill people.

*Ovearly prolonged and exsasporiated gasp*.

Don't talk about such alien concepts to me.

I think the mess has actually gotten worse when we finshed cleaning.

My coop experiance with a friend:

He was an asian president of the unted states. and I was a zombie that was kinda just there.

and together we ran a country, fought off an alien invasion, and...

PLAYED DUBSTEP!!!!

Killed half of the wild west for the sake of revenge. But was it worth it?

YEAH otherwise i would't have a thumbs up saying other people should do the same.

8/10: would murder half of the wild west again.

A piece of a sofa i found in my house went missing. Suspect stolen by supposed ally.

Go insane.

Threaten ally 1 at gunpoint to give sofa back.

Ally 2 aims gun at me demanding i put mine down. Ally 3 steals plant pot. I *accidently* punch him to death.

Ally 2 shoots me. Ally 1 Runs away.

sad part is turns out ally 1 did take the sofa and used it as fire fuel :) .

Ally 4 just laughs 10/10

see Target Trapped in corner. Run to target.

Get impaled by umbrella, and my assasin get's paid his reward.

Best Death ever so far. 10/10

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MILK MAN!!!!!

Stabbed a orc in the face. Turns out i did't kill him he came back exptremly pissed. Beat him again stabbing him again.
Comes back again with metal plates on his face. This time i throw him into a fire.

Guess what (oh come on just die) he's still alive, but this time just wearing rags over his head to cover his horrably deformed face. He become's warchief make all his bodyguards my minions. Finally finish him off by personally cutting off his head. Best rival ever, and i vow to alwys rember the name......

Um.... well he will be missed.

It occurs to me playing this game, that the characters in this come from a long line of suicidal manic's who are incapable of learning from the last 36 ancestors mistakes. (facepalm).